《白沙高價機場的空姐宿舍、「姆媽」的雙重面孔與未根樹樁》

2023年5月29日：

場景像是一個豪華的機場，地面上落滿了細白的沙子。空姐全都是西方人，身穿著淺色的製服，各個顯得極品漂亮。

我假裝要去買機票，轉過大樓後面，發現那邊也就不那麼氣派了。她們同樣需要排隊購物，買機票也需要排長隊。我隨即就離開了，因為我身上根本沒有錢買機票，而且機票的價格貴得離譜。

在回去的途中，我誤進了一棟大樓，裡面居然是空姐的宿舍。好多下了班的空姐此時都顯露出無比疲憊的樣子，身上的衣服也顯得不太整潔。她們稱呼那些管理她們生活起居的中年婦女為「姆媽」，但背地裡卻有對姆媽的不滿之詞。

我退了出來，正好看見一個姆媽騎著自行車從前面過去，方才那些背地裡抱怨的空姐們，立刻一口一個「姆媽」地叫得無比親熱。

我想要趕快離開。回去的路在下面，需要從上面跳下去，大約有兩米左右的高度。好在地上全是厚厚的白沙，我縱身一跳還真沒事兒。抬頭看見一個自媒體大V也正想進大樓去看看，他身上穿著一件跟地上的白沙一個顏色的毛巾浴衣。我連忙對他說：「要小心，裡面是不讓外人進去的。」

這時周圍傳來了人聲。我趕緊對他說：「你趕快躺下別動！」因為他的衣服顏色和地上的沙子一模一樣，正好可以隱蔽。我則假裝沒看見他，盡量動作自如地從他小腿的位置跨了過去。

但他還是被空姐們發現了。她們圍上來要抓他，還從上面放下繩索，試圖要勾住他的腳踝把他拽上去。我迫不得已只能出手，幫他脫離了繩索的套扣。

在逃跑的路上，迎面看到了兩個穿著制服、長相帥氣的空少。道路十分狹窄，他們見狀微微讓開了一點空間，我只能從他們兩個人中間穿過去。心裡頓覺不好，因為與他們擦肩而過時，我沒有使用他們組織內部特有的方式打招呼，他們一定會察覺出我是個外人。

必須得趕快離開。走到這條路的盡頭，眼前卻赫然出現了一堵垂直的沙坡。我必須要把胳膊完全伸直，才能勉強夠到沙坡的上沿。我只能拼命往上爬，擔心後面的人會追過來。

我伸手一把抓住坡上的一棵白樺樹幹，可一用力，那棵樹竟然直接倒了下來——原來那只是一段沒有根的死樹樁。接著，我又看到上方還有一個大鐵窗框，想著拽住它應該也能上去，結果伸手一拉，發現那鐵框子也是鬆動的，根本吃不住力。

醒來，時間將近清晨6點。

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The White-Sand Airport, the Double Faces of 'Muma,' and the Rootless Birch Trunk

May 29, 2023:

The setting resembled a luxurious airport, its floors completely covered in fine white sand. The flight attendants were all Western women dressed in light-colored uniforms, each exceptionally beautiful.

I pretended to purchase a flight ticket, but upon rounding the back of the building, the grandeur faded. They too had to line up to shop, and purchasing a ticket required waiting in long queues. I decided to depart immediately, for I possessed no money to buy a ticket, and the prices were outrageously exorbitant.

On my return journey, I accidentally entered a building that turned out to be the flight attendants' dormitory. Many off-duty attendants appeared utterly exhausted, their uniforms somewhat untidy. They referred to the middle-aged women who managed their daily lives as "Muma," yet behind their backs, they muttered words of deep resentment against them.

I retreated from the quarters just as one of the "Mumas" rode past on a bicycle. Instantly, the very attendants who had just been complaining began calling out "Muma! Muma!" with immense, honeyed affection.

I needed to leave quickly. The path back lay below, requiring a jump from a height of about two meters. Fortunately, the ground was deep white sand; I vaulted down and landed completely unharmed. Looking up, I noticed a prominent social media influencer attempting to sneak into the building; he was wearing a terry-cloth bathrobe that matched the exact color of the white sand. I warned him, "Be careful, they don't allow outsiders in there."

Just then, voices echoed nearby. I urgently told him, "Lie down immediately and don't move!" Since his garment matched the sand perfectly, it served as camouflage. I feigned ignorance of his presence, attempting to act naturally as I stepped over his lower legs.

Yet, he was discovered by the flight attendants anyway. They swarmed to capture him, lowering ropes from above to snag his ankles and haul him up. Left with no choice, I intervened and helped free him from the noose.

On the escape route, I encountered two handsome flight stewards in uniform. The path was remarkably narrow; they stepped aside slightly, forcing me to pass directly between them. A sense of dread hit me; as our shoulders brushed, I realized I had failed to greet them using their organization's specific secret code. They would undoubtedly realize I was an intruder.

I knew I had to run. Reaching the absolute end of the path, I was confronted by a sheer, vertical wall of sand. I had to extend my arms fully just to reach the upper edge. I had no choice but to climb, terrified that they would pursue me.

I reached out and grabbed the trunk of a birch tree on the slope, but the moment I applied force, the tree toppled over—it was merely a rootless stump. Next, I spotted a large iron window frame above, reasoning that gripping it would pull me up, but when I lunged and pulled, the iron frame proved loose and completely incapable of bearing weight.

Waking time: close to 6:00 AM.

特別感謝 Gemini AI 提供充滿活力的翻譯和文本潤色。

Special thanks to Gemini AI for providing the spirited translation and text refinement.

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