《魚雷鱷魚、天降恐龍與柔光鴕鳥蛋》

2009年1月14日：土路血跡與奪槍夢

夢見土路上有幾處斑斑點點的血跡，似乎有人被殺。進到屋裡，一個神祕男子突然手槍對準了我和夢裡的一位女友。他瞄準了她先開了一槍，我急中生智，迅速衝上前去死死抓住槍頭展開激烈搏鬥，拼盡全力使得槍口朝上。砰的一聲，子彈打偏了，沒打著。醒來時，整個人心跳不已，驚魂未定。

2009年2月27日：無嘴魚與天降恐龍

夢見小李子在溪邊捕到了一條五尺多長的罕見大魚。準備烹調時，胡笳過來幫忙破開魚膛，一刀剁掉了佔據頭部三分之一的尖嘴巴，而我則留在邊上刮魚鱗。

那條大魚雖然沒了嘴，卻仍然劈啪蹦跳得厲害，生命力極其頑強，我最終無奈地放棄了刮魚鱗。

轉眼之間，畫面一轉，那條魚不知怎的落在了不遠處的一個小山坡上。陡然間，一條身形比那條魚還要大上一圈的巨型恐龍從天而降，竟然直接伏在那條大魚的背上開始交配。

完事之後，恐龍伸出頭猛然一看，這才發現它的情魚居然沒有嘴巴。隨著恐龍焦急的詢問，這兩隻史前生物竟然一問一答地對起話來。它們使用的語言我完全聽不懂，但那低沉神祕的聲音卻在耳畔聽得清清楚楚。

2009年3月28日：三大水池的游魚

夢見三個巨大的水池，裡面游動著大小各式各樣種類的魚。一開始看時還都是些不起眼的小魚，可看著看著，那些游魚竟然在眼前漸漸長大，最後全都變成了足足有一斤來重的肥美大魚。

2009年6月7日：敞開的窗口與柔光鴕鳥蛋

晚上睡覺前，我故意把隔壁那間大空屋的窗子留了有尺把來高的開口。早上醒來走進去一看，霍！竟然有三、四隻不同種類、羽毛斑斕的小鳥正在屋子裡歡快地嘻戲。只可惜它們一看到我進去，便顯得十分慌張，拍打著翅膀急急忙忙地朝窗外飛走了。

到了第二天晚上，我依然將那個窗口敞開著。隔天早上再度走入屋內，驚奇地發見中央的桌子上竟然有三、四個散發着柔光的大鴕鳥蛋和七、八隻小鵪鶉蛋。幾隻大雁和花羽小鳥也立在桌上。這一次，它們看見我進來非但一點兒也不躲閃，反而顯得悠然自得。

2009年6月10日：六十度陡降的驚險降落

夢見自己睡在一架只有十幾個乘客的輕型小飛機上。飛行途中，我心裡一直隱隱擔心飛機可能會掉下來。可隨後心中又升起一股無可奈何的豁達，想著：隨它去吧，不管了！就在這時，感覺到飛機猛烈地遭遇了一股強勁的逆向氣流，機長正在拼命拉升機頭，整個機身呈現出足足有60度的恐怖陡峭坡度。穿行到紐約鬧市區的上空時，底下的鋼筋水泥叢林裡幾乎看見不到任何像樣的跑道，然而在一片驚心動魄中，飛機最終安然無恙地平穩降落了。

2009年9月8日：魚雷鱷魚與水池大魚的囓咬

【夢一】
來到了胡笳工作的那間寬敞明亮、富有現代感的辦公室。大廳裡整齊地排列著七、八個隔間（cubicles），胡笳的隔間靠近一排落地大窗。辦公室的門並不在窗子這一面，進門後需要先走過一段兩三公尺長的欄桿走道，然後左轉才能進去。欄桿的右邊是一個有兩尺落差、呈階梯式的下層辦公區域。就在下層辦公室緊鄰著欄桿的地方，放置了一個直徑約兩公尺的巨大厚圓形玻璃魚缸。

魚缸的底部堆滿了厚厚的沙子，上面正游動著幾條一、兩尺長的大魚。有的魚把尾巴埋在沙裡，有的乾脆將大半個身子都埋進沙子深處，只露出一顆頭臉，一雙圓溜溜的眼睛卻在咕溜溜地轉個不停。沙面上散落著幾小塊麵包渣，想必是在這裡工作的職員們午餐後隨手投放的。我當時手頭沒有任何可以餵牠們的食物，竟鬼使神差地朝著魚缸底下吐了一小口唾沫，想看看它們會有什麼動靜。（這動作很不文明，在現實生活中我絕對不會這麼幹。）

誰知這口唾沫瞬間驚動了一條潛伏在底部的巨大鱷魚！原先我根本沒有看見它，因為它的外皮顏色和沙子一模一樣。突然之間，它搖身猛烈一動，露出了深埋在沙子裡的龐大身形；緊接著，一個鯉魚打挺，猛地翻出了那高大的魚缸，連帶著掀出好多條它的子孫，迅速沿著欄桿爬上了胡笳所在的辦公區域。我驚恐地大叫：「鱷魚！鱷鱼來了！」以通知正在隔間裡埋頭工作的胡笳。

【夢二】
畫面一轉，來到了一個水池邊，看見一個東方女人正在那裡洗魚。我跟她講述剛才鱷魚大鬧辦公室的恐怖場景。見她毫无反應，竟然把手裡剛洗過的一條生魚咬了一口吃了。突然，我瞥見地上一條足足有兩尺長的鯉魚正迅速湊近她，猛地一口咬住了她的小腿！鮮血立刻湧了出來，我急忙提醒她。

就在這一剎那，另一條長達一米的大魚突然蹦起來，有很大的勁兒，撞上了我的右手背！不論我怎麼甩都甩它不走，使勁地朝我身上擠兌。擔心它咬我，拼命地將手把那魚頭推擠到水池壁，不讓它有機會開口咬我；魚頭被擠歪出血，驚恐中醒來。

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Torpedo Crocodiles, Heaven-Sent Dinosaurs, and the Glowing Sanctuary

January 14, 2009: The Gunfight over the Bloodstains

I dreamed of several mottled patches of blood splattered across a dirt road, suggesting someone had been murdered. Moving inside a building, a strange man suddenly materialized, pointing a handgun directly at me and a female friend within the dream. He took aim at her first and fired a shot. In a flash of desperate wit, I lunged forward, fiercely grabbing the barrel of the gun and wrestling with him, straining with all my might to force the muzzle upward. Bang! The shot went wild and missed. I snapped awake, my heart hammering violently against my chest.

February 27, 2009: The Beakless Fish and the Descending Dinosaur

I dreamed that Xiao Lizi captured a rare, massive fish over five feet long down by the creek. As we prepared to cook it, Hu Jia stepped in to help gut the fish, cleanly severing its pointed beak, which constituted a full third of its head. I remained beside them to scrape off the scales.

Despite being mouthless, the giant fish continued to thrash and flop violently, its life force fiercely stubborn. Overwhelmed, I eventually gave up on scaling it.
In the blink of an eye, the scene shifted; the fish had somehow materialized on a nearby hillside. Suddenly, a colossal dinosaur—its physique a size larger than the fish—descended from the heavens, pinning itself flat against the giant fish's back to mate.

Once the act was finished, the dinosaur extended its massive head, staring in sudden shock to find that its beloved fish had no mouth. Following the dinosaur's anxious inquiries, these two prehistoric creatures actually began to engage in a verbal dialogue. I couldn't comprehend a single word of the language they used, yet their deep, mysterious voices vibrated clearly in my ears.

March 28, 2009: The Three Pools of Abundance

I dreamed of three colossal pools filled to the brim with a thriving multitude of fish of every imaginable size and variety. When I first gazed inside, they appeared to be nothing more than tiny, insignificant minnows. Yet, as I watched, the swimming fish gradually expanded before my very eyes, until every single one had transformed into a plump, heavy fish weighing well over a pound.

June 7, 2009: The Glowing Ostrich Eggs and the Avian Sanctuary

Before heading to bed one evening, I deliberately left the window of the large, adjacent vacant room cracked open about a foot high. Upon waking the next morning, I stepped inside to investigate—gasp! Three or four exotic little birds with magnificent, colorful plumage were joyfully frolicking inside the room. Tragically, the moment they spotted my entrance, they panicked, flapping their wings in a frantic rush to escape out the window.
On the second night, I kept the window open once more. Walking back into the room the following morning, I was astonished to discover three or four colossal ostrich eggs, glowing with a soft, ethereal light, arranged perfectly atop the central table, flanked by seven or eight delicate little quail eggs. Several elegant wild geese and those same colorful little birds were resting peacefully on the tabletop. This time, upon seeing me enter, they didn't scatter at all. Instead, they appeared entirely serene and carefree, completely at ease in my presence.

June 10, 2009: The 60-Degree Steep Landing Over Manhattan

I dreamed I was asleep inside a small, light aircraft carrying only about a dozen passengers. Throughout the flight, a lingering anxiety haunted me that the plane might fall from the sky. Yet, a wave of helpless resignation washed over me, and I thought: Let it be, I don't care anymore! Just then, the aircraft violently collided with a powerful pocket of turbulence. The captain pulled up hard on the nose, tilting the entire fuselage into a terrifyingly steep 60-degree ascent. As we reached the airspace over downtown New York City, there appeared to be absolutely no runway visible amidst the concrete jungle below. Yet, through the heart-stopping suspense, the plane executed a perfectly smooth and safe landing.

September 8, 2009: The Torpedo Crocodile and the Leaping Hand-Bite

[Dream I]
I arrived at the spacious, brightly lit, and highly modern office where Hu Jia works. The floor was neatly lined with seven or eight cubicles, and Hu Jia's workstation sat directly adjacent to a grand row of floor-to-ceiling windows. The entrance to the office was not on the windowed side; upon stepping through the door, one had to traverse a two-to-three-meter-long railed walkway and execute a sharp left turn to enter. To the right of the railing was a lower-level office space sitting at a two-foot drop, structured like cascading steps. Positioned directly against the railing on this lower level was a colossal, thick round glass fish tank about two meters in diameter.

The bottom of the tank was layered with a thick bed of sand, populated by several live fish measuring one to two feet long. Some of the fish kept their tails buried deep in the sand, while others had completely submerged their entire bodies, exposing only their faces, their round eyes spinning and rolling continuously. Scattered across the surface of the sand were a few small breadcrumbs, undoubtedly thrown in by the employees after lunch. Lacking any food to offer them, I impulsively spat a tiny bit of saliva down into the tank, curious to see how they would react. (This was a highly uncivilized act; in real life, I would never dream of doing such a thing.)

To my absolute horror, that single drop of saliva, instantly waking a gargantuan crocodile hidden at the very bottom! I hadn't spotted it initially because its scaly hide blended flawlessly with the color of the sand. Suddenly, with a violent, sweeping motion, it unveiled its massive form from the depths of the sand. In the next instant, executing a powerful flip, it vaulted clean out of the high glass tank, dragging a dark swarm of its offspring along with it, rapidly scaling the barrier to invade the office area where Hu Jia was working. Plunging into absolute terror, I frantically backed away while screaming at the top of my lungs: "Crocodile! The crocodile is here!" desperate to warn Hu Jia as he worked inside his cubicle.

[Dream II]
The scene abruptly shifted to a sink, where an Asian woman was washing fish. I told here the terrifying ordeal of the giant crocodile tearing up the office. To my astonishment, the woman remained completely unfazed. Right before my eyes, she took a bite out of the raw fish she had just washed and swallowed it down. Suddenly, I glanced down to see a two-foot carp darting toward her; with a violent snap, it clamped its jaws deep into her calf! Blood instantly gushed from the wound, and I warn her.

In that brief instant, another large fish—a full meter long and incredibly strong—leaped out of the water and slammed into the back of my right hand with astonishing force! The fish gripped my hand tightly, and no matter how hard I shook it, I couldn't shake it off. Afraid it would open its mouth and bite me, I mustered all my strength and slammed the fish's head against the sink wall to prevent it from biting me. The impact was so violent that the fish's head was severely dislocated, and blood flowed out. I awoke with a start.

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